Bolt On Tuesday

May 4th, 2009 by rebecca

Here in Beclakia, we are well known for our cloning abilities. Who else could have produced Darryl Somers the television presenter, Darryl Somers the drummer, Darryl Somers the Singer, and Darryl Somers the washed up old hack that no one gives a stuff about. Ha! To think, you thought they were all the same person.

Well our engineers have been a bit bored lately. Ever since a turd washed up on our beaches, they have been working on cloning it. Turns out all it needed was a typewriter. Which is why we can now present to you….

Bolt On Tuesdays.

Simply tell us what is bothering you, or any question at all, and Andrew Bolt* will answer them as only he can.

Put your Questions in the comments section, and each week, they will be answered on the following Tuesday. Sure you haven’t had much notice. But that’s typical of you vegetarian one armed lesbians who live on co-op housing. So stop your whining and get typing.

*No actual Andrew Bolts are used in the creation of this series.

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3 comments on this post.

  1. Mike:

    May 5th, 2009 at 1345

    This is nothing less than a half baked attempt to beat into life a half dead blog. Go on.. admit it. I know you want to. (Thanks to reader clayton for that one) Anyways, only too happy to help out. So here is my question for you. Answers in words or one syllable or less please…

    If the Rudbot got in on the urgent need to implement a carbon trading scheme immediately to save the planet, what conditions have improved that it can now wait a year?

    Oh and what is it with teh left?

  2. Andrew:

    May 6th, 2009 at 1729

    Where are KRudd and all his friends going to find the $ to fund their extravagances (aka national infrastructure plan, pay pollies more $ for electorate expenses, etc).

    So far it’s been spend bloody spend without much thought (or explanation) on where the money will come from.

  3. Andy B:

    May 6th, 2009 at 2340

    This is nothing more than copying from my blog.

    Shame.